"USA TODAY" Ad/Statement May 27, 1993

"UFO CULT" RESURFACES WITH FINAL OFFER

The following statements could sound very presumptuous. However, these facts do come into focus or "prove" themselves if they are seriously explored a step at a time. They could also sound very "doomsdayish." Though, in truth, they will be the most joyous "sound of music" to the ears and eyes of those who have been waiting for them.

CAUTION: If the above information is consumed or assimilated, you may experience such side effects as loss of marriage, family, friends, career, respectability, and credibility. Continued use could even result in the loss of your membership in the human kingdom.



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