by Ken Adachi
from
Educate-Yourself Website
Editor's Note: This item was sent
to me by
Don Croft with the following
note:
"Here's something someone sent me. I
don't know who composed it, but I thought you'd get a kick out
of it. The person who sent it asked me if I wrote it, but I told
her that I don't drink beer, so it can't be me"
I really don't know where this came
from, but I think the person who wrote it is in the military or
works for the bad guys--at least I hope so. ~Don"
From Don Croft <terminator3@turbonet.com>
Author unknown
Feb. 2, 2004
Dear NWO:
TOP TEN THINGS YOU FORGOT WHEN PLANNING
THE WORLD TAKEOVER
Number 10 - There are more than a million of us for each
one of you, and we don't really like you very much- because you
keep trying to kill us.
Number 9 - We know how desperate you are to appear like
you are actually still in control of the situation.
Number 8 - Despite many years of effort on your part to
stamp us out, we are *ahem* still here, and growing
exponentially.
Number 7 - We can dramatically reduce the effectiveness
of your multi- million-dollar EMF
mind control technology with
25-cent devices that a ten year old kid can build.
Number 6 - Your system is not sustainable. We sometimes
enjoy watching the contortions you go through trying to keep it
up and running, but lately we are getting hungry and that makes
our BS detectors more active.
Number 5 - Everything you have depends entirely on us,
since you guys usually can't even locate the 'on' switch. So,
even if you push 'the button,' WE still have to push SEVERAL
THOUSAND MORE buttons in order for anything to happen. Most
likely, when you tell us to 'look sharp,' we will just crack a
beer and fart.
Number 4 - In order for people to be good zombies, they
have to be fully aware of what you are doing, in order to
successfully pretend they don't know.
Number 3 - Punishment loses its effectiveness with
overuse, and you are WAAAY past the point of overuse.
Number 2 - Nobody actually believes clouds are long
straight lines that come out of airplanes.
Number 1 - There is a God. (see universe for
reference.)
Sincerely,
Citizen of the World
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